Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Fw: Fwd: Gotta read this

 

 

A man takes the day off work and


Decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to

The green.

He thinks nothing of it and is

About to shoot when he
Hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

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The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone. Again, he

Hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks

At the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the

Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!

He hits it 10 inches from the
Cup. He is shocked. He says

To the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, he?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog

With him to the next hole.

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Man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,

Boom! Hole in one. The

Man is befuddled and doesn't know

What to say. By the end
Of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
Asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit
Las Vegas.
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" They go to Las Vegas
And the guy says, "OK frog, now

What?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon

Approaching the roulette table, The man

Asks, "What do you think I should

Bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
$3000, black 6."

Now, this is a

Million-to-one shot to win, but
After the golf game the man

Figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

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The man takes his winnings and

Buys the best room in the

Hotel. He sits the frog down and
Says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you..

You've won me all this money and

I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,

"Ribbit KissMe."

He figures why not,

Since after all the frog did for
Him, he deserves it. With a

Kiss, the frog turns into a
Gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,

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Your honor, is how the girl
Ended up in my room. So help me God

Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

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The origination of this letter is

Unknown, but it brings

Good luck to everyone who passes
It on. The one who breaks the
Chain will have bad luck.. Do

Not keep this.. Do not send money.

Just forward it to five of your

Friends to whom you wish good luck.

You will see that something good

Happens to you four MINUTES
From now if the chain is not broken.

YOU WILL RECEIVE GOOD LUCK IN
FOUR MINUTES!!!
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Have a very blessed day!!!

 


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