Monday, December 6, 2010

CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

ACTUAL  AUSTRALIAN COURT   DOCKET  12659 ---

CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

 


 



A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
  She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.


  



She immediately moved to another seat.


 



This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.


  



The man seemed more amused.


  



When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
 

She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.



The case came up in court.



The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
 

What he had to say for himself.



The man replied,
 

'Well your Honor, it was like this:
 

When the lady got on the bus,
 

I couldn't help but notice her condition. 

She sat down under a sign that said,
 

'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. 

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
 

' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
 

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
 

'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
 

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
 

And sat under a sign that said,
 

'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
 

... I just lost it.'



'CASE DISMISSED!!'
 

Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!


Monday, November 22, 2010

Christmas outside moms.

Hey All
 
Happy thanks giving. The Christmas decrations have appear outside of my moms house.
 
Mark

Monday, November 8, 2010

TSA Clears Flight Training For Illegal ImmigrantsPosted by Twana Blevins on November 8, 2010 at 7:36pm in Obama Enabling Our Enemy

TSA Clears Flight Training For Illegal Immigrants

Judicial Watch
by Judicial Watch, Inc. on Monday, November 8, 2010


Nearly a decade after the nation's deadliest terrorist attack, "strict security controls" didn't stop dozens of illegal immigrants from receiving government clearance to train as pilots in the U.S. just as the 9/11 hijackers had done.

 

The unbelievable story comes via a Massachusetts news station that exposes the government's failure to adequately protect the nation since Middle Eastern terrorists, trained at American flight schools, crashed airplanes into the World Trade Center and Pentagon. As a result of the 2001 massacre, the government supposedly implemented strict security measures to prevent undocumented foreigners from training at American flight schools.

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/r/25655647/detail.html

 

Incredibly, illegal immigrants still get cleared to take flight lessons because the Homeland Security agency (Transportation Security Administration—TSA) that approves candidates doesn't bother checking the central agency's immigration database when it screens foreign flight-school applicants. That means flight schools throughout the U.S. could easily be filled with undocumented foreigners that could represent a national security threat.

 

At a flight school in Stow, a rural community about 25 miles west of Boston, more than 30 illegal aliens were cleared by the TSA to train as pilots. This week three of them said they came to the U.S. from Brazil legally but their visas expired, just like several of the 9/11 hijackers. Each man provided official TSA documents approving pilot lessons through the agency's alien flight student program. The Brazilians assure the agency never asked them about their immigration status.

 

Now that they have flown for dozens of hours each, the government plans to deport them only because the media exposed the scandalous story. In a typical response for a government agency with egg on its face, TSA officials said they will "review the process" for clearing foreign nationals to become licensed pilots. In the meantime, the agency assures it performs a "thorough background check on each applicant."


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Posted by Twana Blevins on November 8, 2010 at 7:36pm in Obama Enabling Our Enemy
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by Judicial Watch, Inc. on Monday, November 8, 2010


Nearly a decade after the nation's deadliest terrorist attack, "strict security controls" didn't stop dozens of illegal immigrants from receiving government clearance to train as pilots in the U.S. just as the 9/11 hijackers had done.

 

The unbelievable story comes via a Massachusetts news station that exposes the government's failure to adequately protect the nation since Middle Eastern terrorists, trained at American flight schools, crashed airplanes into the World Trade Center and Pentagon. As a result of the 2001 massacre, the government supposedly implemented strict security measures to prevent undocumented foreigners from training at American flight schools.

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/r/25655647/detail.html

 

Incredibly, illegal immigrants still get cleared to take flight lessons because the Homeland Security agency (Transportation Security Administration—TSA) that approves candidates doesn't bother checking the central agency's immigration database when it screens foreign flight-school applicants. That means flight schools throughout the U.S. could easily be filled with undocumented foreigners that could represent a national security threat.

 

At a flight school in Stow, a rural community about 25 miles west of Boston, more than 30 illegal aliens were cleared by the TSA to train as pilots. This week three of them said they came to the U.S. from Brazil legally but their visas expired, just like several of the 9/11 hijackers. Each man provided official TSA documents approving pilot lessons through the agency's alien flight student program. The Brazilians assure the agency never asked them about their immigration status.

 

Now that they have flown for dozens of hours each, the government plans to deport them only because the media exposed the scandalous story. In a typical response for a government agency with egg on its face, TSA officials said they will "review the process" for clearing foreign nationals to become licensed pilots. In the meantime, the agency assures it performs a "thorough background check on each applicant."


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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Fw: Tunnel Task Force Discovers Cross Border Tunnel 30 tons of Marijuana Seized in Investigation

The corpute country of Mexico is at it again. They can build a fence at their southern boarder, But we cant our Ours. Than can we are still honoring a Murder Santa Ann

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration <dea@govdelivery.com>
To: maimperl@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu, November 4, 2010 2:54:54 PM
Subject: Tunnel Task Force Discovers Cross Border Tunnel 30 tons of Marijuana Seized in Investigation

NOV 03 -- SAN DIEGO – The San Diego Tunnel Task Force uncovered a sophisticated 600-yard underground cross-border tunnel overnight. Approximately 30 tons of marijuana seized in the US and Mexico have been linked to the tunnel. 

News Release [print friendly page]
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Amy Roderick
Number: 858-616-4166

Tunnel Task Force Discovers Cross Border Tunnel
30 tons of Marijuana Seized in Investigation

NOV 03 -- SAN DIEGO – The San Diego Tunnel Task Force uncovered a sophisticated 600-yard underground cross-border tunnel overnight. Approximately 30 tons of marijuana seized in the US and Mexico have been linked to the tunnel. 

The tunnel is described as a crawlspace-sized passageway, connecting an Otay Mesa warehouse in the 9000 block of Via de la Amistad with a similar building in Tijuana, Mexico. The tunnel is equipped with rail, lighting and ventilation systems.  Based upon preliminary indications, authorities believe the passageway was probably completed very recently. 

"I applaud the efforts of this skilled multi-agency task force of tenacious agents from DEA, ICE, Border Patrol and California Bureau of Narcotic Enforcement who uncovered this elaborate smuggling scheme leading to the massive marijuana haul and tunnel discovery," said DEA Acting Administrator Michele M. Leonhart. "Not only will this seizure significantly disrupt the responsible cartel by stripping from it millions in potential drug profits, but it will also keep this dangerous and addictive drug off our streets and out of our neighborhoods. DEA, along with our law enforcement partners and Mexican counterparts, will remain relentless in our efforts to weaken and crush the Mexican cartels, both north and south of our US/Mexico border."

While conducting surveillance in the Otay Mesa area yesterday, Task Force agents observed suspicious activity involving a tractor trailer truck parked at the warehouse where the tunnel entrance was later discovered.  After the truck left the location, agents kept it under surveillance, alerting the Border Patrol as it approached the traffic checkpoint in Temecula.  At the traffic checkpoint, Border Patrol agents stopped the vehicle and a subsequent search of the truck's trailer revealed 10 tons of marijuana packed in large cargo boxes.  The vehicle's driver and passenger were taken into custody and will be prosecuted on federal drug smuggling charges.

Following the seizure, Tunnel Task Force agents obtained a federal search warrant for the Otay Mesa warehouse.  When they entered the building Tuesday night they discovered a second cache of marijuana, weighing an estimated 15 tons, and the entrance to the cross-border tunnel.  Task Force agents quickly alerted Mexican military personnel who quickly located the tunnel's other entrance at a warehouse in Tijuana.  Inside that building, Mexican authorities recovered another four tons of marijuana, bringing the estimated street value of the marijuana seized in the case so far at approximately $20 million. 

The discovery of the tunnel is the result of a continuing investigation by the San Diego Tunnel Task Force, which is made up of representatives from Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Homeland Security Investigations (HSI), U.S. Customs and Border Protection Border Patrol and California Bureau of Narcotics Enforcement.


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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Fw: Son



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Sent: Wed, October 27, 2010 1:25:17 PM
Subject: FW: Son



--- On Wed, 10/27/10, Kropacek, Joyce <jkropacek@Exchange.FULLERTON.EDU> wrote:

From: Kropacek, Joyce <jkropacek@Exchange.FULLERTON.EDU>
Subject: FW: Son
To: "Darlene Hatak (hatak@att.net)" <hatak@att.net>, "Liu, Joanna" <jliu@Exchange.FULLERTON.EDU>, "John Kovas (lives9meow@yahoo.com)" <lives9meow@yahoo.com>, "Joyce Wettstaedt (jwettstaedt@comcast.net)" <jwettstaedt@comcast.net>, "Ken Kropacek" <kropacek@yahoo.com>, "Tom Wysoglad" <granpat8@yahoo.com>, "Mary Herrera (mherrera6444@yahoo.com)" <mherrera6444@yahoo.com>
Date: Wednesday, October 27, 2010, 10:55 AM

 

 

Joyce Kropacek

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University Honors and Scholars Center
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(657) 278-7442
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From: Mary Herrera [mailto:mherrera6444@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 27, 2010 10:15 AM
To: cass stringer; chris sandoval; cindy martinez; Dan Kawakami; David Bretto; Debbie Boswick; frederica register; Segura, Gabriel; Gloria Orosco; Gloria Jurado; Jimmy CSUlF; joanna liu; john reid; joyce kropacek; ken nash; Leslie Broyhill; Lorena Rigoli; maria valdivia pellkofer; Mark Bierri; michelle herrera; Nicolas Glenn; Peggy; Rodney Herrera; Vance Glenn
Subject: FW: Son

 



--- On Thu, 10/21/10, GLORIA <threexnana2000@yahoo.com> wrote:


From: GLORIA <threexnana2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: FW: Son
To: "Anna Sandoval" <momma_nonnie24@yahoo.com>, "Cynthia Aguilar" <cinlou783@yahoo.com>, "EDITH PAVIA" <ediepavia@hotmail.com>, "ELLEN BRADSHAW" <lnb57@hotmail.com>, "HILDA AMBRIZ" <AMBRIZHLDA@AOL.COM>, "MARGARITA" <CUTEFAT@AOL.COM>, "MARYBOB Herrera" <mherrera6444@yahoo.com>, "MONICA SELF" <monicaself@ymail.com>, "PATRICIA RAMIREZ" <patrepo@hotmail.com>, "SALLY LOPEZ" <SCLOPEZ-24@HOTMAIL.COM>
Date: Thursday, October 21, 2010, 8:55 PM



--- On Sat, 9/18/10, patricia ramirez <patrepo@hotmail.com> wrote:


From: patricia ramirez <patrepo@hotmail.com>
Subject: FW: Son
To: "angel looking" <lkng4angel@aol.com>, "arnold garcia" <latinoman52@hotmail.com>, "CINDY" <cindybarco@yahoo.com>, "dawn h" <dawnh1769@hotmail.com>, "Desiree Carranza" <desireec@porkyinc.com>, "elizabeth garcia" <weazajj@hotmail.com>, "evie" <eviep13@yahoo.com>, "gloria" <threexnana2000@yahoo.com>, "janean ramirez" <ramirezjanean@yahoo.com>, "juliet and marlon de la rosa" <julietadelarosa@ymail.com>, "LUKE & VERONICA" <lnvthelen@gmail.com>, "Martha Ramirez" <mvramirez@lasuperiorcourt.org>, "rafa garcia" <rafagarcia@earthlink.net>, "sabrina" <sabrinaceleste65@msn.com>, santostcb@gmail.com
Date: Saturday, September 18, 2010, 10:43 AM

 





From: rafagarcia@earthlink.net
To: lostatsea0708@yahoo.com; sdiotte@sbcglobal.net; sjdiotte@att.net; calikid37040@yahoo.com; reyna1950@yahoo.com; perf48@yahoo.com; paultarango@yahoo.com; patrepo@hotmail.com; swapmeeter@gmail.com; lorlovescocacola@adelphia.net; ljturners@mokancomm.net
Subject: Fw: Son
Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2010 13:21:53 -0700

 



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wrote:

 


 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  ; 

The ending will surprise you.

  

   

Take my Son.....

  

  

  

  

A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, fromPicasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art..

  

  

  

When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son.

  

  

  

  

About a month later, just before Christmas,

  

  

There was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands..

  

  

  

  

He said, 'Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly... He often talked about you, and your love for art.' The young man held out this package. 'I know this isn't much. I'm not really a great artist, but I think your son would have wanted you to have this.'

  

  

  

  

The father

  

Opened the package. It was a portrait of his son, painted by the young man. He stared in awe at the way the soldier had captured the personality of his son in the painting. The father was so drawn to the eyes that his own eyes welled up with tears. He thanked the young man and offered to pay him for the picture.. 'Oh, no sir, I could never repay what your son did for me. It's a gift.'

  

  

  

  

The father hung the portrait over his mantle. Every time visitors came to his home he took them to see the portrait of his son before he showed them any of the other great works he had collected.

  

  

  

  

The man died a few months later. There was to be a great auction of his paintings. Many influential people gathered, excited over seeing the great paintings and having an opportunity to purchase one for their collection.

  

  

  

  

On the platform sat the painting of the son. The auctioneer pounded his gavel. 'We will start the bidding with this picture of the son. Who will bid for this picture?'

  

  

  

  

There was silence...

  

  

   Then a voice in the back of the room shouted, 'We want to see the famous paintings. Skip this one.'

  

  

  

  

But the auctioneer persisted. 'Will somebody bid for this painting? Who will start the bidding? $100, $200?'

  

  

  

  

Another voice angrily. 'We didn't come to see this painting. We came to see the Van Gogh's, the Rembrandts. Get on with the Real bids!'

  

  

  

But still the auctioneer continued. 'The son! The son! Who'll take the son?'

  

  

  

Finally, a voice came from the very back of the room. It was the longtime gardener of the man and his son. 'I'll give $10 for the painting...' Being a poor man, it was all he could afford.

  

  

  

'We have $10, who will bid $20?'

  

  

'Give it to him for $10. Let's see the masters.'

  

  

  

The crowd was becoming angry. They didn't want the picture of the son.

  

  

  

  

They wanted the more worthy investments for their collections.

  

  

  

The auctioneer pounded the gavel.. 'Going once, twice, SOLD for $10!'

  

  

  

A man sitting on the second row shouted, 'Now let's get on with the collection!'

  

  

  

  

The auctioneer laid down his gavel. 'I'm sorry, the auction is over.'

   

  

  

'What about the paintings?'

  

  

  

  

'I am sorry. When I was called to conduct this auction, I was told of a secret stipulation in the will... I was not allowed to reveal that stipulation until this time. Only the painting of the son would be auctioned. Whoever bought that painting would inherit the entire estate, including the paintings.

  

  

  

  

The man who took the son gets everything!'

  

  

  

God gave His son 2,000 years ago to die on the cross. Much like the auctioneer, His message today is: 'The son, the son, who'll take the son?'

  

  

  

  

Because, you see, whoever takes the Son gets everything.

  

  

  

  

FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, WHO SO EVER BELIEVETH, SHALL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE...THAT'S LOVE

  

  

  

  

Please send this to ten people and back to the one who sent it to you.

God Bless.

If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it. I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought..

Too bad  that the person who sent it to me did not know 10 people who would admit to knowing the Lord.

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

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