Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Memo to Hikers

To All Hickers
From Jack Bauwer CTU Los Angeles
Re  Hiking
Date 8/5/2009
 
 
Attention all brain dead hiking liberals if you hike in the foothills of Southen Calfiornia and get attached by a mountain lion the US Government will not help you.
 
Attention all brain dead hiking liberals if you hike in the mountains of Alaska Calfiornia and get attached by a Bear Moose or mountain lion the US Government will not help you.
 
 
Attention all brain dead hiking liberals if you hike in the mountains of The East Coast  and end up in South America US Government will not help you.
 
 
Attention all brain dead hiking liberals if you hike in the Calfiornia  Arizonia Nevada Texas New Mexico or Colordo and get attached by a Bear, rattle snake, spider,native american, Moose, or mountain lion the US Government will not help you.
 
Like wise if you going Hiking in Iran and set up camp in a country that is part of the axis of evil. This country will not risk the lives of our Marines Seals, Seaman Airman, Coastguards personal or airforce personal to save you stupid dumb liberal ass.
 
Sincerly
Jack Bauwer
Director of CTU Los Angeles

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