5 things that the white house will due to mark the first 100 days of team Barry Hussien

5. Have 100 jets and bombers marked with a rising sun buzz pearl Habor

4. Have 2 747 circle New York City during the morning hours

3. Send unmarked packages containing white power to all members of congress

2. Call all state governors and make pig noise to state that is a sign of swine flue

1. Release a memo from DHS stateing all Republicans are terrorist