Twelve days of Christmas – Governor of Illinois Stylem
On the first day of Christmas my good pals gave to me:
One Senate seat for sale
On the second day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
On the third day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Three dead voters, two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
On the fourth day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Four hired trucks, three dead voters, two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
On the fifth day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Five no bid contracts, four hired trucks, three dead voters, two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
On the sixth day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Six real estate transactions, five no bid contracts, four hired trucks, three dead voters, two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
On the seventh day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Seven tax hikes, six real estate transactions, five no bid contracts, four hired trucks, three dead voters, two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
On the eighth day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Eight patronage workers, seven tax hikes, six real estate transactions, five no bid contracts, four hired trucks, three dead voters, two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
On the ninth day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Nine bleeped out cuss words, eight patronage workers, seven tax hikes, six real estate transactions, five no bid contracts, four hired trucks, three dead voters, two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
On the tenth day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Ten rolls of toilet paper, nine bleeped out cuss words, eight patronage workers, seven tax hikes, six real estate transactions, five no bid contracts, four hired trucks, three dead voters, two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
On the eleventh day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Eleven socialist programs, ten rolls of toilet paper, nine bleeped out cuss words, eight patronage workers, seven tax hikes, six real estate transactions, five no bid contracts, four hired trucks, three dead voters, two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
On the twelfth day of Christmas my good pals sent to me:
Twelve Angry General Assemblymen, eleven socialist programs, ten rolls of toilet paper, nine bleeped out cuss words, eight patronage workers, seven tax hikes, six real estate transactions, five no bid contracts, four hired trucks, three dead voters, two defense attorneys and one Senate seat for sale
"Do you understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing" Jack Bawuer http://keepthechangepalin2012.blogspot.com/
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