5. Rahm Emanuel Missing in Action
The president-elect's chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, failed to show up as expected at the Chicago presidential transition offices.
Reporters, who had wanted to ask questions about contacts with Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, immediately set out on a search for him but to no avail.
According to an unsubstantiated report, a MSBBC News cameraman was in the Green Room and saw Emanuel double dipping the meatballs into the sweet-and-sour sauce. After a few rounds, he thought the congressman looked a bit pekid.
He even imagined that he heard the Obama appointee mumble, "Why, why, why?"
In the mean time, reporters have supposedly decided to launch a "Where's Rahmbo?" Web site in hopes of spreading the word about Emanuel's sudden exit from the public stage.
As an additional effort, Emanuel's picture will purportedly appear on milk cartons in the Greater Chicago and D.C. vicinities.
The public is being encouraged to help locate Emanuel, too.
A toll-free number has been set up. Anyone who knows anything about the whereabouts of the president-elect's chief of staff is being asked to call 1-800-0-CHANGE.
"Do you understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing" Jack Bawuer http://keepthechangepalin2012.blogspot.com/
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