Three Things to Ponder

Three Things to Ponder Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazingthat during the mad cow epidemic our government couldtrack a single cow, born in Canada almost three yearsago, right to the stall where she slept in the stateof Washington? And, they tracked her calves to theirstalls. But they are unable to locate 11 millionillegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitutionfor Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It waswritten by a lot of really smart guys, it has workedfor over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the TenCommandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post
"Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie"
in a building fullof lawyers, judges and politicians...

It creates a hostile work environment.