Thursday, August 16, 2007

Juan Pablos Theme Song. Pardoy of before he cheats (c)

Before He Cheats lyrics
Right now he's probably Blocking Martin Mark at Chicago Land Motor Speedway
Right now, he's probably Spinning out Clint Bowyer at Darlington Motor Speedway
Right now, he's probably up behind Tony Steward trying to crash into his rear bumper ...And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,carved my name into his leather seats...I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, he's probably Racing Jimmy Johnson but he 4 laps off the lead
Right now, he's probably Blew 2 rear Tires and crashed out Mears,Kaine and Marlin
Right now, he's probably Blocking The 20 cars on the lead lap since hes 5 laps down.

And he don't know...That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,carved my name into his leather seats,I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next driver,Cause the next time that he cheats...Oh, you know it won't be on me!Ohh... not on me...

Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,carved my name into his leather seats...I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...Ohh... before he cheats...

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