Letter from the CEO and chairman of the board

Dear Employees:
> 
> As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
> Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will
> increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would
> have to increase by about 10%. But since we can not increase our prices
> right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off
> sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I
> believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to
> go.
> 
> So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty
> 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks
> will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
> this problem. They voted for change.......I gave it to them.
> 
> I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
> 
> THE BOSS