Subject: open letter to business owners

Subject: open letter to business owners
 
 
Dear Fellow Business Owners,
 
As a the owner of a business who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will
be our next President, and that my taxes and government
fees will go up in a BIG way.
 
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Customer will
have to see an increase in my prices to them of about 8%.  I will also
have to lay off 6 of my employees.  This really bothered me for a while, as I believe we are family here and didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
 
So, this is what I did.  I strolled thru the parking lot and found 8
Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars.  I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.  I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
 
If you have a better idea, let me know.  I am sending this letter to
all business owners that I know.
 
Sincerely
Ward
JOOA Corp.
 "Do you understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing" Jack Bawuer 24 Season 6