A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country
Is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one
Man, put it into another, and have him out looking
For work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can
Take a lung out of one person, put it into another,
And have him out looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine
Is so advanced that we can take half a heart out
Of one person, put it in another, and have both of
Them out looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected,
"You guys are way behind. We are about to take a
Woman with no brains, and no heart, put her in the
White House, and very soon half the country will be
Out looking for work
Amen
Monday, March 17, 2008
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