# 2 pencil and a catholic Education

#2 pencil and a Catholic education

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)

Youdon't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.

Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called onher while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created theuniverse?'

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting
behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.'God Almighty!' shouted
Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' andcontinued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret,
'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again,
Johnny came to her rescueand stuck

Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted
Mary Margaretand the Nun once again said,
'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell backasleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..
.' What did Eve say to Adam after she hadher twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time MaryMargaret jumped up and shouted,
'If you stick that thing in me one moretime, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted.