A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the
United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me
housing,
food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a
beautiful countryhere in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I am Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from the Middle East .
I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work.."
The New Busy is not the too busy. Combine all your e-mail accounts with Hotmail. Get busy. =
The New Busy think 9 to 5 is a cute idea. Combine multiple calendars with Hotmail. Get busy.
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